Meet the Wallabies
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Our current roster.
Why does Jackie have five wallabies hopping around her home? Well if you ask her she'd say "Well we used to have wallabies 20 years ago so..."
So that obviously doesn't explain it but we're all glad they're here!
Andrew
AliasAndy
Unwitting star of The Yorkshire Vet, Andrew first came to The Firs as 'Kathleen' along with Kevin† in 2020. His brief stint as Kathleen ended on a hot summers day when it was discovered he had a big pair of balls to match his fieldmate.
These balls became a problem though after he fathered 3 joeys in two years. So, in October 2025, the vet came round with a dart gun and poor Andrew woke up missing the aforementioned balls.
He got the last laugh though because Jackie let him back in with his girls too soon so there are two more babies for 2026.
Age8 yearsWeight0.2 Shetland poniesFavourite foodRich Tea biscuits (preferably McVities)PersonalityFriendly
Andrew
Andy
Unwitting star of The Yorkshire Vet, Andrew first came to The Firs as 'Kathleen' along with Kevin† in 2020. His brief stint as Kathleen ended on a hot summers day when it was discovered he had a big pair of balls to match his fieldmate.
These balls became a problem though after he fathered 3 joeys in two years. So, in October 2025, the vet came round with a dart gun and poor Andrew woke up missing the aforementioned balls.
He got the last laugh though because Jackie let him back in with his girls too soon so there are two more babies for 2026.
Mary-Anne
AliasAnnie
Annie joined Jackie's meagerie in 2022 as a replacement for Kevin†.
She enjoys socialising with Tony and Heidi the goats or hopping about with her daughter Kathleen.
Age5 yearsWeight2.5 SpanielsFavourite foodLettucePersonalityCautious
Mary-Anne
Annie
Annie joined Jackie's meagerie in 2022 as a replacement for Kevin†.
She enjoys socialising with Tony and Heidi the goats or hopping about with her daughter Kathleen.
Kathleen
Kathleen enjoys seeing everyone come to visit The Firs but requests that they keep the noise down a bit. She's got a young joey to raise and could do without all this racket.
Kathleen will still gladly accept a biscuit here and there though. She might even eat it out your hand if you're gentle.
Age3 yearsWeight24 CabbagesFavourite foodGinger NutsPersonalityTimid
Kathleen
Kathleen enjoys seeing everyone come to visit The Firs but requests that they keep the noise down a bit. She's got a young joey to raise and could do without all this racket.
Kathleen will still gladly accept a biscuit here and there though. She might even eat it out your hand if you're gentle.
Pinky
A genetic freak of nature, Pinky hopes for a warm summer or it might get a bit chilly in that white coat!
Pinky may look like they've just smoked a fat doob but they insist that's just how their eyes look.
Pinky is slightly unnerved by all the talk of wallaby balls in the other bios.
Age3 monthsWeight3 tins of beansPersonalityLazy
Pinky
A genetic freak of nature, Pinky hopes for a warm summer or it might get a bit chilly in that white coat!
Pinky may look like they've just smoked a fat doob but they insist that's just how their eyes look.
Pinky is slightly unnerved by all the talk of wallaby balls in the other bios.
TBC
AliasPerky
The as-yet-unnamed baby of Kathleen, we'll call them Joey for now.
Joey asks that you don't look too closely at their family tree or you will see Andrew appear twice.
Joey hopes that they turn out to be a girl wallaby so their balls don't suffer the same fate as Andrew's
Age2 monthsWeight2 Victoria sponge cakesPersonalityTBC
TBC
Perky
The as-yet-unnamed baby of Kathleen, we'll call them Joey for now.
Joey asks that you don't look too closely at their family tree or you will see Andrew appear twice.
Joey hopes that they turn out to be a girl wallaby so their balls don't suffer the same fate as Andrew's



